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The Highland Piper's Advice
Our thanks to Nola Crewe for typing this up for us


[From the Rare Books Library at Guelph University, Ontario #S0094b25]

THE
HIGHLAND PIPER’S
ADVICE

to drinkers,                                         to which are added

Home, sweet sweeet home                         Wallace’s Lament.

Connel and Flora,                                   Here is the glen.

Oh hey Johny lad,                          and Charlie is my

D A R L I N G ,

AIRDIRE.

Printed by J & J Neil,                                 Bookbinders, and

Printers, No 21 High Street,                   where may be had

a  variety  of  song Toy  and  School  Books,  Cards  &c.     

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THE PIPER’S ADVICE.

Now my pra’ ponnie lads I wul’ just tell you what,
whene’er that you’l toon by the stoup-whisky sat.
Ta hearty goot freenships, your whisles pa’ wat,
Just tuck the goot trams but no fill yoursels fou’
I’er oich! Pe’sin fu’ pe shame fu’ an’ a’
to fill yoursels fu’ as pe haud pe the wa’,
Or toon in the tirty hole gutters pe fa’,
an’ wallow the mire like the unwikle plack sow.

She’s sure gin you juist tak the troubles pe look,
the place I’m forgot in the pra’ bible puek,
I’e tell you that you ta’ wil (?) trapies mocht tuek,
for goot o’ ta’ pody no fil yoursell fu’.
You mocht tuekit no’ glass you mocht tunekit twa,
yon moclit tuekit-sax for pa help him awa’
But oich dinna tuek him to gar yoursels fa’,
for that wad play tamn an’ hellnations wi’ you

The whiskys pe goot when ta’ pelly pe sote,
pe gost when shone heelanman tfaws’ ums claymore,
For t’en he’l perform ta’ great wonders galyore,
Sae lang as ta’ dirk or ta’ skean stood true,
I’e goot for ta’ peoples in all sort o’ station,
if they wal pe use her in due poderation,
But when they’ll pep use her wi’ toxification,
far petter pa fuicht wi’ ta’ mackle plack teil.

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The whisky spread joy an’ ta’ whisky spread woe,
the whiskys pe freen’ an’ ts’ whiskys pe foe
An’ shust as you’ll treat him he’ll shust use youso,
hims goods an’ hims nevils shust pend upon you.
An, nowmy pra’ lads this goot vice I will gie,
whene’er that you’ll meet wi’ the shone parley pree’,
Shust tuck your goot glass’s ane twa nor three,
put oich tuskit care, no pa piper bitch feu’.

HOME, SWEET HOME.

Sea to music by Bishop.
Mid pleasures, and palaces, tho’ we may roam,
Be it ever so humble there’s no place like home,
A charm from the skies seems to hallow us there,
Which, seek through the world, is ne’er met with elsewhere.
                  Home, home, sweet, sweet home.

  There’s no place like home – there’s no place like home.
An exile from home,  splendour dazzles in vain,
O give me my lowly thatch’d cottage again,
The birds singing gaily that came at my call,
Give me them, with thy peace of mind, dearer than all
                Home, home, sweet, sweet home.

  There’s no place like home – there’s no place like home.

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WALLACE’S LAMENT

Tune. – Maids of Arochar.

Thou dark-winding Carron once pleasing to see
To me thou can sit never give pleasure again;
My brave Caledonians lie low on the lee
And thy streams are deep-ting’d with
The blood of the slain.

Ah!   base-hearted treach’ry has doom’d our un-doing,
My poor bleeding country what more can I do!
E’en valour looks pale o’er the red field of ruin,
And freedom beholds her best warriors laid low,
Farewell, ye dear partners of peril, farewell;
Though buried ye lie in one wide bloody grave,
Your deeds shall ennoble the place where you fell,
And your names be enrol’d with the sons of tha brave!

But I, a poor outcast, in exile must wander.
Perhaps like a traitor ignobly must die?
On thy wrongs, O!  my country, indignant I ponder;
A la! Woe to the hour when thy Wallace must fly!

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CONNEL AND FLORA.

Set to Music by Smith.

Dark lowers the night o’er the wide stormy man,
Till mild rosy morning rise cheerful
Alas!  morn returns to revisit the shore,
But Connel returns to his Flora no more.

For see on yon mountain the dark cloud of death,
O’er Connel’s lone cottage lies low on the heath,
While bloody and pale, on a far distant shore,
He lies, to return to his Flora no more.

Ye light fleeting spirits that glide o’er yon steep,
O would you but waft me across the wide deep!
There fearless I’d mix in the battle’s loud roar –
I’d die with my Connel and leave him no more.

HERE IS THE GLEN.

Here is the glen, and here the bower
All underneath the birchen shade,
The village bell had tol’d the hour,
O what can stay my lovely maid.

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‘Tis not Maria’s whispering call: --
‘Tis but the balmy breathing gale,
Mixt with somewarbler’s dying fall,
The dewy star of eve to hail.

It is Maria’s voice I hear,
So calls the wood-lark in the grove,
His little faithfull mate to cheer,
At once ‘tis music – and ‘tis love.

And art thou come, and art thou true?
O welcome dear to love and me;
And let us all our vows renew,
Along the flowery banks of Cree.

   OCH, HEY, JONEY LAD.

Och hey Jonny lad!
Ye’er no sae kind’s ye soud, hae been;
Och hey, Johnny lad!
Ye didna keep your tryst yestreen;
I waited lang beside the wood,
Sae wae an’ weary a.my lane;
Och hey, Johnny lad!
It was a waefu nght yestreen.

I looked by the whinny knowe,
I looked by the firs sae green

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I looked o’er the spunkie howe,
An, ay I thought ye wad ha ‘e been,

The ne’er a supper crost my craig,
The ne’er a sleep his clos’t my een,
Och hey, Johnny lad!
Ye’re no sae kind’s ye soud hae been.

“Gin ye war waitin by the wood,
Its I was waitin by the thorn;
I thought it was the place we set,
An, waited maist till dawning morn
But be au vext, my bonnie lass,
Let my waiting stan,for thine;
We’ll awa to Birkton shaw,
And seek the joys we tint yestreen.”

MARCH TO THE BATTLE FIELD.

March to the battle field,
The foe is now before us:
Each heart is fredom’s shield;
And heaven is smiling o’er us

The woes and pains, the galling chains,
Which kept our spirits under,
In proud disdain we’ve broke again,
And tore each link asunder
March to the battle field, etc 

Who for his country brave,
Would fly from her invader?

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Who, his base life to save,
Would traitor-like degrade her?
Our hallowed cause,our home and laws,
‘Gainst tyrant power sustaining,
We’ll gain a crown of bright renown,
Or die our rights maintaining
March to the battle field, etc.

  CHARLIE IS MY DARLING.

Charlie is my darling,
my darling, my darling,
O Charlie is my darling,
the young Chevalier.

‘Twas on a Monday morning,
right early in the year,
When Charlie came to our town,
the young Chevalier.
As he came marching up the street
the pipes play’d loud and clear;
And a’the folk came running out
to meet the Chevalier.
O, Charlie is my darling, etc.

Wi’ Highland bonnets on their heads,
and claymores bright and clar;
They came to fight for Scotland’s right,
and the young Chevalier.
They’ve left their bonny Highland hill,
their wives and bairnies dear;
To draw the sword for Scotland’s lord,
the young Chevalier.
O, Charlie is my darling, etc.


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